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[epic music plays]
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[music fades]
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Mario! I think I know
where Peach went.
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I think she went to go get-a help!
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Mario?
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I'll... come back later.
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Ash! Where did Brock go?
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I don't know!
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I see...
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We shouldn't have left!
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Huh?
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We never should have left
the Mushroom Kingdom!
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Mario...
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Because now we can't get back,
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And that means that any villain
will be able to do as they please!
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But Link is -
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Captured!
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Or did you forget?
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Now there is no one
to save the other world!
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And it's all my fault...
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Anyone wanna go
for some cheeseburgers?
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What is it you ask of me, Master?
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[Bowser voice, echoing]
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I'm sorry Master,
I will acquire them next time.
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What.
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What?! You can't be serious!
This is all I have!
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Fine.
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What did he say -
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[yelps in alarm]
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This is all your fault.
You ruined everything!
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I would've been able to capture the Mario Bros.
if you weren't there causing me to lose my focus!
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If anyone is to blame, it's Mario!
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He should've gone back a long time ago.
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Fine.
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Let's go.
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Where are we going?
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To ruin the lives of
the Mario Brothers!
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No one knew this would happen, Mario.
We need to stay positive!
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We can figure this out!
Don't worry.
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Welcome to the club.
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No! What do I look like, Costco?
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And just like not being like Costco,
he doesn't have pizzas, either.
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That's what we're
trying to figure out.
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Okay guys,
let's look at it like this:
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We are stuck here.
We might as well get used to it!
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I was doing fine when
I thought I wasn't going back.
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The only difference now is - I can't.
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We have faced
fearsome forces in the past.
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And won all of our struggles
when obstacles got in our way.
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I am going to take
these new dangers head on!
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Link said that it was
THIS world that was in danger
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So it is THIS world
that I will defend!
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Are you all with me?
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You can count on me, Mario!
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Me as well!
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Thank you.
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I can't promise that
we will all be okay after this.
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But I can promise one thing.
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That after all this is over, we will
have fought in the name of RIGHT.
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Annnd break!
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That speech was beautiful, Mario!
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Now how's your day
going so far?
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Well, better now!
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Well!
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Out the window it goes!
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[growling]
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[distressed Wario noises]
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Bap.
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[laughter]
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[sneezing???]
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(Matt)
Holy shi
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[laugh]
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(offscreen)
Action.
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Oh a gorilla, waugh!
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(Matt)
Action.
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[DK noise]
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(Richie)
And then
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Ash comes in on the other side
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[Matt laughing]
Ash comes in on the other side
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[Matt laughing]
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And goes-
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[all laughing]
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(Richie)
Kay, and then
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Elly (?) if I hurt you, I'm sorry.
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Bessie, Bessie!
[whistling to call dog]
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(unknown)
You're not in this shot, dog!
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(Matt)
We roll with gangs!
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(unknown)
Shhhh.
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(Richie)
Chris do the music.
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(Chris)
Okay.
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(Richie)
We're gonna start when he does the music
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(Chris)
Say action
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(Richie)
Action
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(Chris)
Dun dun du-nuhhhhhhh!
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(Richie) I need to do that one more time
because I messed up the zoom! One more time.
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Here we go here we go.
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Gotta catch 'em all.
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(Richie)
Okay that was good.
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(Matt)
We roll with yankies!
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Gubuhguggg bg g kg khg
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(Richie) Okay
[laughing]
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(Matt)
Action.
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Huh?
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(Matt)
Twenty dollars.
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[rooster crowing]
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[laughter]
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(Richie)
That's okay, I've got no lines there
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(unknown)
Dammit
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Well as I've said before,
in the last five weeks or so
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We seriously can't get anything done here.
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Look at these guys.
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[Richie explaining something]
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Geeze.
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Can't get anything done here.
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(Matt)
Action
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Me as well!
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5, 6, 7, 8 -
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Tuna helper!